Today started out as a pretty normal day. I woke up, showered, grabbed a bite to eat and decided not to head into work. I planned on only spending a few hours working from home and then head out to run some errands. Around 10 a.m I wrapped up everything I was doing and decided to head out. Something told me to stop by the bathroom before I left because I had two bottles of water and some grapes for breakfast (how appetizing).
So, I’m in the bathroom doing my ‘thing’ and I look down and saw a glimmer of something. I blinked a couple of times b/c I thought I must have been seeing things. I opened my eyes, and looked again. That’s when I almost had a conniption fit!
I saw grey hair on my ‘love below’!!
I couldn’t f^king believe it then, and I still can’t believe it now. I figured I would further inspect, just to make sure I was seeing correctly, but it was clear as day! WTF!! Considering I turned 32 this year, I’ve only found one piece of grey hair on my head and that really wasn’t a big deal. When I found the grey hair on my head, I looked at it for a second and said, “Oh well”, and moved on. BUT…this is something totally different. My mother never told me about grey hair down there!
I called a friend of mine and I told her my life was coming to the end (yes, I was being very overdramatic, but well..that’s how I am sometimes). She asked what was wrong in her concerned voice. I told her what I discovered, and she said, “Wowwwwwwwwwww, yeah pretty much!”…then we started to laugh and discuss our grey horror stories.
Well, considering that I’m a slave to the hair dye, I guess I can’t really tell how many other greys I have on my head. Right now, my hair is various shades of browns & some honey/blonde splashed in, there’s no sight of grey at all….but now, everytime I go to the bathroom, I’ll be forced to notice that one little glimmer of grey!
But wait, upon further investigation, I’ve found the perfect solution to my greying love below! I remembered earlier this summer in Oprah’s Magazine, there was a “We Tried It” article about “Betty Beauty”! Yes, people Betty Beauty is a hair dying product for the pubic area! You can go from Jet Black to Fushia, or even carve out some pretty cool halloween designs with their stencil package! I swear, there’s a solution for just about everything nowadays.
Now, I guess the hard part is trying to figure out what color I want to use. Decisions, decisions.
Ladies, would you dye your ‘love below’?
Men, what would you do if you saw some colorful designs on the ‘love below’?