Yesha Callahan

Is That Your Cervix or The Black Hole?

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A few days ago Michelle Duggar announced that she was pregnant with her 19th child. Yes, you read correctly 19th! All of the world was in joy when they made their announcement on television. Nineteen children. She even has a grandchild on the way as well. I’m all for a woman doing whatever she wants with her cervix, but I think they’re taking the concept of  ‘going forth and multiplying’ a little too far.

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As a mother of just 1 child, my mind can’t even begin to grasp the concept of having 18 more children running around the house.  Apparently, the Duggar’s, because of their religious background, have opt out of using birth control. To each his own, I suppose. Birth control definitely has it’s pros and cons. I’m not even going to blame Michelle Duggar’s lack of birth control use or her husband’s apparent super sperm, I blame the media and networks like the Discovery Channel for giving out free shit to people who go forth and multiply.

Seriously, why can’t I get some free shit?

Do I really have to push out litters of children in order to live in a 3000+ square foot house? I truly don’t think that the Duggar’s make that much money from the commercial properties they own. If that was the case, why did the Discovery Network purchase them a house? I’m sure one of those commercial properties would have been large enough to hold all of them.

Then you have Octomom.

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Who was apparently addicted to invitro. Everyone called her crazy and an unfit mother, because she went out and had all of those kids, without having the financial means to pay for them. As if the State of California didn’t have enough budget and financial issues, now they’re responsible for paying her medical bills. Give the woman a reality TV show, so she can pay her damn bills then!

What I find strange is that, no one is calling the Duggars unfit parents. In my opinion, parents who support the fact that their daughters can’t attend college, or take part in ‘male activities’, refuses pre-natal care and forces their children to take on ‘traditional’ ultra conservative gender roles, are quite unfit.

Last but not least, how can I forget about Jon & Kate Plus 8.

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I’m not sure if they’re kids should be more embarrassed that their mother wears some odd looking mohawulletob (mohawk/mullet/bob), or the fact their father can’t seem to find anything to wear besides ugly ass Ed Hardy T-shirts. I truly think these kids more than likely will suffer from PTSD (post traumatic stress syndrome) once someone at TLC decides to cancel this train wreck of a show. I truly feel sorry for them.  I even feel more sorry for John, because, he’s the oldest looking 32 year old man I’ve ever seen. Life has truly been hard on his aesthetics.

So there you have it, three very distinct situations, where apparently people are treating their cervix like the black hole and those tiny little circus clown cars. I guess as long as they can make a profit from their reproductive systems, they’ll keep on pushing out these babies. I’m just waiting for the first black family of multiples to get their own show. Hmmm…I won’t hold my breath on that one.


  1. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    I think its just a sign that they are creating clones and frankensteins. From the food to the vaccines things put in the air…aint no tellin what folks will become over the next few years….

  2. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    Re The Duggards: A friend said (and I co-sign) “the uterus is not a clown car…”

    I bet all those kids are precious but I really need them to cut this out.

  3. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    LMAO @ you. If you'd go ahead and give your mom that grandlitter…yo ass could have a house, too. These folks and invitro is ridiculous. Having all those kids is insane…but, I guess they are obeying the bible. The fruits of the loom are vastly multiplying. *thinking about a reality show called, “The Kween and her Kourt” about me and my 2 sets of septs* LOL

  4. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    Umm, yeah, there will be no camera crew showing up in the projects honey; you could give up that idea. I'm sorry, but when I think of a woman with 19 kids. I can't help but to think that she often trips herself as she walks with her fallopian tubes.

    Ok, now for some serious stuff…

    If Jon from Jon & Kate is an idiot who needs to get a night job at Walmart to support his babies. What fool with 8 kids is running out and cheating on his wife while having a successful TV show? A fool named Jon Gosellin, that's who. If I had 8 kids, and was making money as a result, that's the last thing I do.

  5. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    LOL! @ frankensteins!

  6. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    all of those kids can't possibly get the attention they deserve..and wtf is this buddy system they have? i read on wiki each kid is matched with a buddy that takes care of them??

  7. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    please, ain't happening. See Kiwi, we need to find u a doctor ASAP, I'll be your publicist & manager lol

  8. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    LOL @ tripping over her fallopian tubes! Like I said yesterday, she obviously doesn't swallow!

  9. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    I would like to co-sign on your comments about the Duggars. Everyone labels Octomom as crazy; however, the Duggars seem to be suffering from the same species of insanity. At what point does common sense kick in? And how fair is it to the children?

  10. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    Wow! The suction on that thang must be incredible! Poor guy is just washing the dishes when all of the sudden, WHOOSH! She standing in the bedroom, his pants rip off then Splat! She's pregnant, He's exhausted and sleeping on the kitchen floor with a dishrag and wakes up to find Junior # 19!
    Hey! It could happen!
    See what happens when you don't visit me?

  11. September 2, 2009 - Reply

    Why you tryna make money off me dude? Exploit me for your own evil financial gains. You're such a barracuda…YOU'RE HIRED! LOL

  12. September 3, 2009 - Reply

    I cannot in a box; will not with a fox (with apologies to Dr. Seuss).

    They need to S.T.O.P.

  13. September 3, 2009 - Reply

    My grandma had 13 children back in the day. loved my big extended family but as a kid i was embarrassed to say that grandma had 13 kids. it sounded like too many then and it's too many now.

  14. September 4, 2009 - Reply

    I guess after #5, they just walked outta her, huh?

  15. September 7, 2009 - Reply

    um the Bible didnt say for one person to populate the earth … Imma really need for the duggars to find another activity to participate in. To me the kids are raising themselves… Dont even get me started on that J&K + 8 drama

  16. September 8, 2009 - Reply

    I actually am not that mad at the Duggars, because from reports of people they were doing fine before the show. All the kids are respectful, smart, and even though their beliefs are strange to me, the kids look happy and have fun being kids… they are well adjusted considering…

  17. September 8, 2009 - Reply

    I actually am not that mad at the Duggars, because from reports of people they were doing fine before the show. All the kids are respectful, smart, and even though their beliefs are strange to me, the kids look happy and have fun being kids… they are well adjusted considering…

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