Yesha Callahan

Are Companies Making Asses Out of Women Who Lack Ass?

As we all know, not all asses are created equal. There are saggy asses, flat asses, cellulite asses, Montana Fishburne blemished asses and fat asses. Hell, not to toot my own horn, but I think I have a pretty ample ass, but I guess not everyone can be blessed in that area. It’s a give & take sometimes with women. Some women have ample breasts, no ass, others have all the ass in the world, no breasts, and then you have the ones who have equal amounts of both.

Nowadays, faking it seems to be the way to go. Years ago everyone was enamoured with Jennifer Lopez’s, “Jenny From The Block Ass”, which wasn’t anything uncommon if you were to walk down any Bronx neighborhood. Jennifer Lopez was/is not the only Puerto Rican to have an ass. Most recently, over the years, Kim Kardashian’s passed around the NFL league ass has garnered major attention. Chances are, if you’re a black woman, you probably wondered what the big deal was. Hell, I wondered what the big deal was. Now there’s Nikki Minaj’s silicone ass. Ok, fine, no one is sure that’s silicone, but once again, what is the big deal?

With asses being pushed to the forefront, of course companies are trying to make a profit off of those who lack ass.

First there was Booty Pop, the silicone ass enhancement pads that took to the infomercial airwaves last year. Not only is the name of the product ridiculous, so were the commercials. For some reason, every time I heard “booty pop”, I thought of “corn pops”, one of my favorite cereals. Not only are there hundreds of products like Booty Pop on the market, people are actually buying them!

Not only are people buying padding and having silicone injections in their asses, there’s also a plethora of pills out there that supposedly guarantee butt growth. For example, just yesterday I saw an advertisement on a website for Dime Curves, a “herbal supplement” that supposedly will, “maximize your buttock size potential…Naturally!” Just think, for $59.95, you can get a one month supply, and quite possibly your hopes & dreams of having an ample ass will finally come true. If you believe that, I also have a piece of the Brooklyn Bridge I can sell you as well. Not only is the website cheaply built, but the before & after pictures have the horrible Photoshop jobs.  The company boasts that it’s made with herbs, wild yams, diosgenin (a steroid) and natural pyto-estrogens (which are found in birth control pills). But wait, it gets better, these magical ingrediants actually KNOW to target your ass & hips and not any other part of your body! Now that’s scientific advancement and of course none of these claims are backed by the FDA.

In the quest of a fatter ass, a lot of women are not only walking around with a little extra cotton padding in their pants, but they’re willing to risk health issues by taking some bogus pill or shooting their asses with silicone. The only people profiting of the lack of ass, are the these companies that are making asses out of all of these women.



“Ass so fat, you can see it from the front”, Mos Def

  1. September 3, 2010 - Reply

    I dated a girl who would never get undressed in front of me…one day I noticed a “funny” looking girdle contraption while she was showering…yup…it was her ass…

    • September 3, 2010 - Reply

      @AlexMP

      Daayuum! Ugghh!

  2. September 3, 2010 - Reply

    Sister Flahy Black Chick, Kim Kardashian is faking da funk! You know dat right?
    (I ain’t hating, just exposing the truf)
    I don’t understand why she gets all that attention for what she ain’t even got! One day I was watching her show and her sister popped her on her “butt”! What pursued shocked me! That azz didn’t respond the way an azz is supposed to respond! It didn’t jiggle, shake, bounce, wobble or vibrate! That thing responded like clay! If Im lying, Im flying, for real tho! Anyway check out before and after pics.
    http://nachalooman.wordpress.com/2010/06/15/are-black-features-on-a-white-person-more-beautiful/
    Im jus’ sayin’ tho!

    • September 4, 2010 - Reply

      @Anna Renee

      yeah i’ve heard that about her derrière…i just don’t know why any one would want to pump their behind with silicone…just do some squats..but then again..that’s the hard way….

  3. September 3, 2010 - Reply

    Honestly, there is this perception that there are millions of white girls running out to get booty enhancing pills and implants and all that other stuff, but I just don’t see it. The average white chick is STILL complaining that her butt looks to big if it is any plumper than a pimple. Except of course, for white chicks like Kim Kardashian who believe that Black men should worship them and will if they have a bigger booty. Other than that, try walking up to a white chick on the street and telling her she has a fat ass. 9 times out of 10 she will run away crying, and head to the nearest Jenny Craig.

    • September 4, 2010 - Reply

      @Joanna

      I don’t think it’s necessarily white women at all, because mainly all of the ‘popular’ video heauxs nowadays are black with these ridiculously large asses and small waists, many young girls see this and think it’s the ‘norm’ I suppose. I don’t have too many waif like white female friends, they all seem to have some meat on their bones and are pretty proud of it..lol..but then again, their with men who appreciate someone who’s not rail thin.

      • September 6, 2010 - Reply

        @[flahy][blak][chik]

        I try to tell my male friends that… they seem to think that white girls want fat asses…. I tell them… white girls who deal with YOU might want a fat ass because YOU like a fat ass, but your typical white girl, she prefers leg extensions! LOL…. majority of white girls look at, for example Kim Kardashian, and their first thought is not “Oh, I wish I had a body like that” but rather “Oh my God, she is FAT!” and that is the God’s honest truth!

  4. September 3, 2010 - Reply

    LOL….well as a no ass having woman, I can say that I’d rather have no ass than a fake one. I’m truly not concerned for not meeting “booty standards” of men or anyone else. I’m sick of superficiality…over it.

    • September 4, 2010 - Reply

      @Kween

      Well I for one am superficial, sometimes to a fault, when it comes to men, but I also learned it from men..lol

  5. September 3, 2010 - Reply

    I don’t get it. Folks are never satisfied. They worship the waifs in magazines but secretly want a badonkadonk?. What gives? Maybe I should start a “secret stuffers” website and sell this stuff…$$$

    • September 4, 2010 - Reply

      @Melzie

      Hell ppl are making money selling those body minimizers…might as well…lol

  6. September 5, 2010 - Reply

    Excuse me, but I’m head over heels in love with the woman in the picture above………can you please introduce me.

    • September 5, 2010 - Reply

      @Reggie

      Reggie, I got my EYE on you, bruh!! Behave! LOL

  7. September 6, 2010 - Reply

    That pic is a WINNER .. I digress .. At the end of the day the masses follow what is hot in mainstream media. Right now it is all about the backside, which is a good thing to follow LOL.

  8. September 6, 2010 - Reply

    donkfest

  9. September 16, 2010 - Reply

    That picture IS a winner. Wow. Not for the azz, but the complexion and hair! Of course, it is probably a weave which would lead to an entirely different discussion.
    That aside, the fascination with azz has increased with the mainstreaming of the hip hop culture. What used to be a point of ridicule for black women (Hottentot anyone?) is now an attribute desired by most races. True story: I met a Japanese girl who’d flown to Thailand to get booty (and breast) implants. For a culture that prides itself on independent fashion sense and pale, slim bodies, it is nothing short of amazing, the pervasiveness of big butt fascinations.

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