I have an email address that I pretty much never check because it seems to only receive product press releases from public relation firms. Every once in a while I’ll come across a Press Release that piques my interest, but most of the time it’s a lot of garbage. Needless to say, I received a little bit of both this morning.
Here are a few lines from the email:
I’m hoping you can share Candace’s story to help empower other African-Americans who might have an embarrassing health condition so they can seek medical attention early. Candace is still not sure what is wrong so perhaps getting this story out might help her find the solution.
Hell, I figured I would read on to see what exactly these people were referring to.
Candace wasn’t always a woman of confidence. When she used to walk into a room, people would cough or try discreetly to pinch their noses to block the odor. It was embarrassing. She visited many specialists in the hopes of finding a permanent solution to her unwanted scent. To this day, although she still hasn’t found a lasting solution, she has found confidence.
What in the holy fucking hell are these people talking about? I know I’m not sitting here reading about Candace and her funky ass vajayjay from a PR firm! The email goes on to explain this contraption that essentially looks like a douche bag that you hang from your shower head, it fills with water and you insert some metal looking nozzle of a contraption into your love below, and basically “there she blows”, water up your vajayjay. All for just $69.90.
Well apparently Candance’s use of the contraption worked so well, they left me with this tidbit of information:
Today, Candace is happily married to a man who loves her for who she is, and she is studying to become a nurse.
So women, if you have that “not so fresh feeling”, and when people walk pass you they start to sing, “Hey Little Momma, Why you smell so funky…”, you may consider investing your $69.90 for the hang-able douching system. Who knows, maybe you’ll get lucky like Candace and find a man to marry you in the end.