Of course, after I let it slip, the first thing he asked me was what do I write about? My only reply I could think of was, “Stuff”. He asked me what exactly did I mean by stuff, because that answer was quite vague. I told him it’s usually whatever is on my mind at the time, anything from people I may encounter, work, things I may have saw on the news or read in the newspaper. His next question was if I wrote about men.
(insert awkward silence)
Now, I could have answered this question a number of ways. Truthfully, by telling him that occasionally I may write about people I’ve come across in general, not just men. Or, I could have told him, “Of course not, I don’t divulge information about my personal life”. Well, I guess depending on the way you look at it, both of those answers are true.
As predicted, he asked if I wrote about him (he’s an egotistical man) and I told him no and that I doubt I would. He asked what was the last thing I wrote about, and I told him it was about a man’s (f?ng’k?) feet. At this point, I’m wishing he would change the subject because I could already tell where this was going.
“Well you wrote about a man’s feet, Who was this man? And you couldn’t write about me?”
(as you can tell he’s quite predictable and likes to have his ego stroked)
Truth be told, I let him know that I was actually going to write about him in regards to the fact that I think men who own cats are ‘suspect’ to me. Needless to say, he didn’t like that answer or sense my use of sarcasm.
(Actually, I do find men who own cat(s) quite weird)
Once again I tried to switch the subject, but before I could, he asked the one question I hate answering when it comes to my blog and friends who don’t know about it.
“Well what’s the name of this blog of yours? I want to read it”.
S L O W your roll, buddy.
Many have asked, even more haven’t received an answer. I love the anonymity of hiding behind the moniker, (f?ng’k?) [blak] [chik], especially when it comes to not divulging it to other people that may possibly become a victim of a ‘drive by blog post’.
I didn’t tell him how to find my blog and he became somewhat offended.
“Oh, I’m not special enough?”, he asks.
“Is that a rhetorical question, especially since I haven’t known you that long?”
(insert dial tone)
Yeah, that ass hung up on me. All because I wouldn’t tell him what the name of my blog was. If he knew me well enough he’d know that I’m somewhat a private person, even down to the fact that when he asked me what my last name was, I gave him the wrong one, well not exactly wrong, but my mother’s maiden name.
So at this point, he’d be happy to know that he has now been immortalized in a blog, but I guess he’ll never find out since he decided to rudely hang up on me. That sealed the deal on him not ever hearing from me again. Boy do I hate egotistical men who need constant stroking.
April 24, 2008 -
He actually hung up?? LOL! Wow! That was bitchassness to the fullest!
April 24, 2008 -
another one bites the dust lol
April 24, 2008 -
aprilb: lmao @ bitchassness…i see diddy has gotten to you as well..please don’t buy the tshirt
dev1 b: and he was sooo handsome too…lol..oh well.
April 24, 2008 -
Oh, well to hell with him. He a bitchass cat-having mofo! Ya girl Kiwi! LOL
April 25, 2008 -
Oh so you didn’t think I would find your blog huh?
April 25, 2008 -
Kiwi: LOL! You are crazy…yeah the big guy with a cat thing kinda creeped me out..reminded me of Dr. Claw from the Inspector Gadget cartoons….lol
RIPPA: hey hey! Didn’t you just tell me I was your hero the other day..lol..You are HILARIOUS!
May 2, 2008 -
You really should come over to my blog. In my most recent post about funny sayings, the last one is by a guy who ditched me after finding my blog. I linked that whole story to that comment, so please come by and click!
L
March 30, 2009 -
lol at you giving him your mothers maiden name! i thought i was a wary person 🙂
it was so rude of him to hang up on you, but i guess it just gives you easy reason to get rid of him. there are to many other problems in peoples lives than to sit and pander to someones ego.
next time tell a guy about your myspace or facebook page, rofl.
March 30, 2009 -
p.s. I find the men with cats suspect also. he would get the side-eye
March 30, 2009 -
Wowwwwwwww!!!! Folks are letting the ‘net run their lives for real. Womp!
April 13, 2009 -
Ahhhh…too funny! He hung up on you – that a sign of suspect-ness in itself. I agree, only a handful of ppl in my close circle know I blog AND know the name of my blog. I haven’t blogged recently because of some comments that were made by a friend and I’m seriously considering starting anew. A few blog-friends and I have had this discussion and it makes for interesting convo.
January 16, 2010 -
lol wow its funny
how his rudeness got
him on the blog after
all..ha!