Yesha Callahan

Would You Wear A Plastic Penis On Your Wrist?

This summer my son constantly bugged me about buying him these plastic bracelets  in the shape of different animals and figures. Pointless, is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw them.  Every day he came home with more & more bands, and I finally realized kids were trading them like Pokemon cards. Well eventually like every little knick-knack he gets his hands on, the thrill wore off & they found their way into the garbage.

I guess a company figured why should kids have all the fun and decided to make bands catering to the adult population. Sure, I’d love to wear a penis around my wrist, it’s probably the closest I’ll get to one nowadays and safest. So there you have the concept behind My Sexy Bandz. The bands come in an assortment of body parts and for $4.99 you can get a pack of 12. Boobs, ass, penis, a naked man & woman and some sort of sexual position I have yet to figure out. I actually think they’re pretty cool novelty gifts, but of course they’re not for kids.

The people of My Sexy Bandz were generous enough to send me a bunch of packages, outside of giving some to my friend, Lady Glock, I have a couple to give away. Come on, you know you want a glow in the dark penis on your wrist. Just think of the conversation piece it could be.  Just shoot me an email with your info, or leave a comment w/your email address and I’ll throw them in an envelop wrap them up all nicely and mail them off to you.

  1. November 15, 2010 - Reply

    I have seen it all now.

    • November 15, 2010 - Reply


      lol you and me know u want some!

  2. November 15, 2010 - Reply

    OK…since they’ll be stretched you’d have to point out you’re wearing a flexi penis, huh? I think I’d find it novel three drinks in…

    • November 15, 2010 - Reply


      I mail you a pack right away! lol

  3. November 15, 2010 - Reply

    LMAO, I can see folks wearing these too. Probably get them mixed up with their kids. Wouldn’t that be a fun discussion in the principals office. “Your daughter was trying to trade a penis today.”
    Peace, Love and Chocolate

    • November 15, 2010 - Reply


      My son saw them and said, “eewwww” He wants no parts!

      • November 16, 2010 - Reply


        Oh…oh…he will someday. 🙂
        Where’s the Vagina? <<<I enjoyed typing that without bein' taken wrong.
        That position is called the "Mound Pounder" according to the most recent Japanese Love hotel I visited.

  4. November 15, 2010 - Reply

    From the right angle the sexual position looks like Big Bird. I bust out laughing reading this. Folks are staring at work.

    • November 16, 2010 - Reply


      OH wow! It does! I just figured out legs must be wrapped around the other person’s waist.

  5. November 15, 2010 - Reply

    I am going to put these on right next to my What Would Jesus Do bracelet! On the other arm I will have my old Live Strong bracelet. I will be totally covered!

    • November 16, 2010 - Reply


      LOL! Jesus would probably put his hands over his eyes and shake his head! lol

  6. November 16, 2010 - Reply

    When those bands 1st came out, one of my co-workers wore one to work, not the adult version. His daughter gave him one to wear, BUT I bet he’d rather have a set of boobs around his wrist. Too funny!

  7. November 17, 2010 - Reply

    Please, pick me! Pick me!!

  8. November 29, 2010 - Reply

    Girl, it’s missionary! This is funny but so wrong….

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