This summer my son constantly bugged me about buying him these plastic bracelets in the shape of different animals and figures. Pointless, is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw them. Every day he came home with more & more bands, and I finally realized kids were trading them like Pokemon cards. Well eventually like every little knick-knack he gets his hands on, the thrill wore off & they found their way into the garbage.
I guess a company figured why should kids have all the fun and decided to make bands catering to the adult population. Sure, I’d love to wear a penis around my wrist, it’s probably the closest I’ll get to one nowadays and safest. So there you have the concept behind My Sexy Bandz. The bands come in an assortment of body parts and for $4.99 you can get a pack of 12. Boobs, ass, penis, a naked man & woman and some sort of sexual position I have yet to figure out. I actually think they’re pretty cool novelty gifts, but of course they’re not for kids.
The people of My Sexy Bandz were generous enough to send me a bunch of packages, outside of giving some to my friend, Lady Glock, I have a couple to give away. Come on, you know you want a glow in the dark penis on your wrist. Just think of the conversation piece it could be. Just shoot me an email with your info, or leave a comment w/your email address and I’ll
throw them in an envelop wrap them up all nicely and mail them off to you.