Yesha Callahan

(f?ng’k?) friday randomness

I was over at Single Black Male and left a comment which was a little of a rant/randomness. I haven’t been in the mood lately to do any writing of my own, so my comment I left on his blog, will actually be part of my blog for today. Bottom line is that I need motivation and pain medication. No, I’m not an abuser of prescription pills, but recently, I’ve been suffering from a lot of joint & muscle pain. It originally started out in my right hand a few months ago, but I chalked that up to carpal tunnel, but then a few weeks ago in San Diego, I started feeling pain in my right knee. The orthopedic surgeon I went to see basically told me that I injured my Patella, due to walking around in flip-flops so much. After I heard that, I knew it would put a dent into my biking regimen. So he gave me some anti-inflammatory meds and a knee brace to wear for a week. I’m figuring that would put an end to the pain, but recently I’ve been feeling pain in other parts of my body. My left hand, my neck and the lower parts of my legs. The first thing that automatically came to my mind was Lupus. Just another issue that’s prevalent on my father’s side of the family. So needless to say, I’m visiting an internist on Monday, so she can get down to the root of these issues.
In any event, here is the rest of my randomness/rant for today!
1. Sometimes while driving in the DC/MD area, I just want to yell out of my window, “MERGE, BITCH! MERGE!”

2. So an ex recently ‘googled’ himself and found some information about himself on my blog (I put his name out their purposefully), it’s the same information that the ‘other woman’ found and contacted me about him…needless to say after speaking to her for about 5 hrs the other week, I will never understand why some women attack the ‘other woman’…This woman was the missing piece to my puzzle and I appreciate her so much! As far as his grimy ass, I ain’t taking shit down.
3. If another person asks to touch my hair one more time this week, they’re going to draw back a nub!

4. I think I hate my sister. She’s one of the most trifling women I know. Doesn’t give a shit about her son. I came across someone who knew her and I mentioned her son, and he was basically like, “Wow, I didn’t know she had a kid”, and this was AFTER they’ve known each other for about 6 months. “Flowers in the Attic” much?

5. I’m craving WHITE CASTLE. No, not the frozen ones you buy from the grocery store. But the ones I can get from any location in the NYC/NJ area. I might have to make the 3 1/2 hr trek back home this weekend just for a sack. I’m craving the wave!
6. I finally came across a genuinely nice man. He’s a little bit older than what I normally like (40). He falls right into my recent pattern of military men (I guess being surrounded by so many military bases, a pattern is bound to form) ohh so handsome, BUT, he talks to damn much about his job! I swear the first 45 minutes of our convo each day is about work. Eventually I tune out and all I hear is the teacher from the Peanuts cartoons, “Wok wok, wok, wok…wok wok”…Every few minutes I usually throw in a , “Wow, really?”.
7. I’ve been in the DC/MD area for about 5 yrs now, and I can honestly say, I still hate it. If it wasn’t for my job, I wouldn’t be here. I’ve never come across so many pretentious people in my whole entire life.


  1. June 20, 2008 - Reply

    Glad I could be of some inspiration today. At first I was gonna make some joke about too much sex, but it does look like you need to get that checked out. Hope everything turns out for the best and I’m rooting for you.

    And BTW, as a DC Area vet (raised & born), we are not pretentious, we just happen to be better than most people from most other cities. Black Enterprise agrees.

    *walks away with nose placed high in the air so you can see his nostrils*

  2. June 20, 2008 - Reply


    Oh you got jokes, this early in the AM? Someone mentioned the sex thing earlier to me…but, i will say it has helped in unstiffening the joints..LOL!

    Wok.wok.wok.wok is what I read, as you’re preteniousness was shining so brightly…lol

  3. June 20, 2008 - Reply

    WTF? I think Single Black Male is really smelling himself. Is Black Enterprise the end all of determiniing who’s “it?” UGH! It’s Friday…and Imma let that slide…


  4. June 20, 2008 - Reply

    Big Foot Chica ~ Ms. Anglin:

    From the looks of the location of this weekend’s trunk show…you’re escaping to BKLYN for a couple of days…bring me back some White Castles..Thank-you kindly…lol!

  5. June 23, 2008 - Reply

    You know you had me worried about that pain pill thing. I thought for a moment that you’re now hanging out with Rush Limbaugh. I’m glad you don’t need a man that bad.


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