Yesha Callahan

Batteries Not Included

Last night I laid restless in bed for a couple of hours. I tossed and turned and tossed and turned some more. I really wasn’t feeling too well either. My body was warm but I was still freezing. For some reason I couldn’t wind down and became more agitated at the fact that I couldn’t fall asleep, so I decided to get up and go to the bathroom to wash my face and get a drink of water. While I was sitting in my bathroom, I saw a glimmer out of the corner of my eye. I thought maybe that will put me to sleep! I always enjoyed the vibrating motion of one of my favorite electronic devices. The sound alone is soothing, not to mention the sleekness and curves of it when it’s in my hands.

I stood at the sink and in my typical fashion when I’m about to perform my ‘duty’, I propped my leg up on the counter and leaned in so that I can get a good look at the expressions on my face. I grabbed my device and went to turn it on. I played around with the switch a few times, but it wouldn’t make any sounds or movements! I thought to myself, ‘ain’t this a bitch!’.

The batteries died

  1. September 28, 2008 - Reply

    This was a good one! I know how you feel…my favorite toothbrush is about to go dead too…and I need batteries for my various electronic devices. 🙂

    • September 29, 2008 - Reply


      I knew the batteries were dying, but I didn’t bother to buy anymore!

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  4. September 29, 2008 - Reply

    Toothbrush, ‘eh? Hilarious!

    • September 29, 2008 - Reply


      I swear, I’m talking about my toothbrush! That is the only battery operated ‘tool’ I have! lol!

  5. September 29, 2008 - Reply

    Riiiiiiiiiiiight! LOL.

    • September 29, 2008 - Reply


      WOW, yall don’t believe me!!
      It’s my Spinbrush! lol

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  7. September 29, 2008 - Reply

    LoL!! Toothbrush… ok… I’ll go with it being called a toothbrush… sounds good with me.. toothbrush ( B.O.B) lol

  8. September 30, 2008 - Reply

    So that’s what we’re calling it these days? Lol! But seriously… You should think about getting a Sonicare… Pricey but worth it. I luvs mine. Plus… the batteries are rechargeable. Lol!

  9. September 30, 2008 - Reply

    Oooh that was a good one. Dang.

  10. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    Wait….so you masturbate with your toothbrush? EEEWWWWW…Nasty!!

  11. October 9, 2008 - Reply

    GOOD ONE!!!! LMAO!!

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