Yesha Callahan

WTF News: Lunch Lady Pays Students $1 To Beat Up Classmate

Sometimes when I read crazy headlines, I cross my fingers and pray “please don’t be black, please don’t be black”.  And when the person involved is black, I’m sad.  Such was the case with the gully lunch lady in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

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Brooke Wilson-Johnson is a  former Campus Elementary lunchroom aide who pleaded guilty to paying $1 to have a fourth-grader beaten up by classmates was sentenced to seven days in jail, fined and put on probation.

Cafeteria Fight Club was started after  a 9-year-old child called  Wilson-Johnson a “pregnant b—-“. The 19-year-old then enlisted the help of a fourth-grader, which she  now refers to as a “poor response” and “impulsive”, to settle the score.  The victim did not suffer any injuries after having the $1 bounty placed on him, but according to school documents  he was pushed, bumped, thrown out of a seat, and had his food taken.

“I believe this will teach her a lesson,” said Stacy McLain, the victim’s mother. “I would have been happier if she was also required to take parenting and anger management classes because people need more than punishment.”

Also, I’m going to need McLain to teach her child not to call women “pregnant b——“.

 

  1. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    Black people vs niggas again.

    • March 19, 2014 - Reply

      @Chris Chambers

      So what would you call white people who engage in stupid behavior. Oh let me guess white people do not engage in bad behavior.

      The colonized mind is a terrible thing.

      • March 19, 2014 - Reply

        @RJ

        I agree RJ.

        Interestingly enough, I read that Chris Rock, who really popularized the “Black ppl vs Niggas” mess, states he regrets using that in his act now and will not revisit that joke again for the very reason you are referring to.

        It assumes that “Niggas” are exclusively “colored people” and gave many Whites who heard it an excuse to do the whole, “Well I was talking about niggas, not Black people…just like Chris Rock” when they slip up.

        It is condescending and unnecessary.

  2. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    It’s just so many whys in this article. Why is a nine year old calling anyone a pregant b word? Why is a 19 year old getting so hurt that she is paying someone a dollar to beat the kid?

  3. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    Maybe it is because I am at work..
    Does the “look” of Clutch appear different, on any of your screens?

    • March 19, 2014 - Reply

      @MimiLuvs

      Hey Mimi

      I am at work too, but I figured it was what looks like a full-background State of Texas tourism advertisement that is different.

      Layout looks the same to me tho….

  4. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    This is a hot mess. She needs to realize that, at 19, she is now a grown woman and put away those childish things. At least she will have a week in jail to think about it.

    Morover, she need to be saving as many of those dollars as possible…because dat weave….Lord a mercy!

  5. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    What grown woman puts a hit out on kids?!

  6. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    wait so the little girl’s mom had the nerve to suggest the lunch lady take parenting classes? girl, your daughter is referring to adults as “pregnant bitches” and she’s probably not even old enough to spell it

    maybe YOU should be taking parenting class right next to the lunch lady

    • March 19, 2014 - Reply

      @wow

      oh, it was a boy. how wonderful. raising a little misogynist assaulting women at an early age. good that he got beat up.

      • March 19, 2014 - Reply

        @wow

        Your comment is so weird. So if it were a little girl, her mom is the problem but because its a little boy he is already a mysoginist who you are happy got beat up. Wouldnt the little girl be one too and shouldnt you be similarly happy she got beat up?

  7. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    That’s all it takes nowadays? A dollar? And I thought my dad was lowballing it when he said he coulda gotten someone to kill the dude who got me pregnant as a teen for $50.

    • March 19, 2014 - Reply

      @Simone L

      Your comment is so weird. So if it were a little girl, her mom is the problem but because its a little boy he is already a mysoginist who you are happy got beat up. Wouldnt the little girl be one too and shouldnt you be similarly happy she got beat up?

    • March 19, 2014 - Reply

      @Simone L

      Simone

      That response was for someone else.

    • March 19, 2014 - Reply

      @Simone L

      Simone, I like your Dad’s solution. LOL

  8. March 19, 2014 - Reply

    @jay cee I’m still trying to find out how he got such a cheap rate!! Like who is this $50 killer?!?! Tuh.

  9. March 20, 2014 - Reply

    And by their weaves, you shall know them.

  10. March 21, 2014 - Reply

    i know the mom too and as far as i know, he has never been in trouble for swearing or talking like that to adults, or fighting, ive never seen the kid do anything malicious and ive known them since before he was even born. the kid is still being beat up and bullied since the incident and she has been trying to get them out of that school. my daughter is in his class and ive been trying to get her into a diff school too. the kids there are bad and the teachers turn a blind eye. my daughter came home with bruises on her and we called the police because the principle wouldnt do anything. campus elementary is the worst elementary school in grand rapids, they have police officers there, at an elementary school, everyday. lots of parents have issues with this school and the bullying is out of control. they moved out here from the country and have only been here a year as did we, had either of us known any better, we never would have put our kids in that school

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