Yesha Callahan

Of Course Chelsea Handler Isn’t Racist, She Dates Black People #sarcasm

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During Sunday’s night Oscar event, late night talk show host Chelsea Handler took over The Huffington Post‘s Twitter feed to liveblog the show and promote her new book Uganda Be Kidding Me, a collection of essays about her travels through Africa.

After Lupita Nyong’o won the Oscar for best supporting actress, Handler thought it would be a good idea to use the win to promote her book:

And again after the movie won best picture:

  Of course those tweets ruffled many a people’s feathers and they had no problem in saying so:

At the end of her HuffPost tweet-spree, Handler signed off with a simple tweet:

 

Handler responded to her allegations of being racist during an appearance on Good Morning America. Handler said, “People are mad at me all the time. If I was worried about that then I would be spending a lot of time online. I’d rather be a little more productive. I’m not racist. I date a lot of black people, so that would be a difficult thing to explain to them.”  Which brings to mind what she said she broke up with 50 cent:

“I think I called him the worst thing you could say to a black person short of calling him the N-word. I said something like you’re like a street person basically. Something along the lines of being a gangster, and it was really, really offensive and I hung up and I’ve never spoken to him again.

Did he try to call you after that?

When I told my friends what I said they were like, “You will never hear from him. This is like a proud black man you basically tore apart and put to shame.” We were going to Anguilla. He had his ticket, and he was coming. I was going with my family and I kept saying, “I wonder if he’s going to just show up” and they’re like “No, Chelsea he’s not going to show up. He’s never going to speak to you again. You totally insulted him.” I don’t remember the term I used, but it was equivalent to saying you’re a street person.

Did you say he was ghetto?

I said something like that. I said, “You have no business even talking to someone like me,” and it was very mean. Obviously, he never showed up to Anguilla, which is actually better because he couldn’t swim, so I didn’t understand why he was coming in the first place.

Totally not racist.

 

  1. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    Girl, bye.

  2. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    Words can express how much I dislike this woman. Anybody with sense who has watched her late night show can tell that she is one that will sleep with or have black friend but still feels superior over them, like a lot of nonblack women. There are many interviews with black stars where she makes it a point to call out their race or make their race the topic of discussion. She is like a lot of white female comedian that think being disgusting translate to being funny when it’s not. I was disappointed in 50 Cent. How he talked bad about Ciara and Vivica after they broke up but didn’t have much to say about this witch (maybe one line). I guess she was his ultimate prized. She constantly goes around dissing 50 and he doesn’t say much but was constantly going after Ciara and Vivica.

    • March 5, 2014 - Reply

      @geenababe

      He’s a C00n, that’s why. Scared of the White Man, and place the White Woman on a pedestal like most Black Men similar to him.

  3. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    “I’m not racist b/c I date black.” Ah news alert, you dated racist black men (black men who disparage their race women etc)…. racist + racist= racist

    “Proud black man” …Oh the interpretive lens of white women of black men. If he is considered proud (used drugs to destroy his own community,disparage black women), what to think of the least? (I am assuming comment was made by someone white. She said she dated black but she didn’t say she had black friends). That is if that statement was made

    Just saying. Too much time all ready spent on this really insignificant person.

  4. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    I can’t with people like Chelsea Handler & Lisa Lampinelli who seem to think that dating or associating with POC suddenly give them a black pass to say any old crazy thing.

  5. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    Hahahaha!!! Who told Chelsea Handler that swapping body fluids with people of color would overshadow her prejudiced, anti-African sentiments?

    This woman is ignorant. Sometimes I really do wish the world was flat, so I could push people like her right over the edge.

    • March 5, 2014 - Reply

      @ImABlackPoem

      Yes! Like 300 drop kick them into a dark hole somewhere…

  6. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    This is funny as hell lol. Proud Black people don’t drink expired milk.

  7. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    I knew she was a racist when I heard her talking about 50 cent on Howard Stern. She talked about 50 like he was an animal or something.

  8. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    When will certain comedians understand that in order to get away with making racial jokes the joke must be smart and actually funny. And if I had a dollar for every time a racist white woman says she can’t be racist because she’s dated a self hating black man I could pay off my student loans.

  9. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    White people have been using their lust for black bodies to deny their racism for the longest. This, along with the recent post about the performance artist who denied being a racist because he “slept with two black girls this year”, is just further proof that a white person can hate black people but still have sex with them.

    • March 5, 2014 - Reply

      @joe

      Yes! But you know what, some folks KNOW this, and still don’t care because in their minds, white is right no matter what. It won’t be long before another black man comes knocking on this heffa’s door. He will deserve whatever he gets.

  10. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    Honestly, I can’t stand that bi*$h.

  11. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    Yes, she is a racist, ignorant, arrogant person.
    I had to stop watching her show because of it.
    I wouldn’t be surprised if she dated/screwed/whatever a black man just for a alibi….smh

  12. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    so I hear that this ugly, trailer park, meth addict looking, mountain dew mouth heffa hates black women because her dad cheated on her mom with a black woman.Get over it Chelse!

    • March 5, 2014 - Reply

      @Tee

      LMAO, “Mountain Dew mouth heffa”…. LOL!!! They love screwing Black Men, and that’s it.

  13. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    If the average black man washes his hands and rubs on some nice lotion, they will look and smell better than Chelsea Handler. Unless he is an actual gigolo, no black man should be sleeping with Chelsea Handler.

  14. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    I hate when White people, particularly White women, think ’cause they screwed a Black Man they ain’t racist. Puurrrrlease!

    Having a fetish for a Black Man/Woman does not mean you respect them or their culture. Miss me with those lame “I have Black friends/I date Black people/I love Black men/women” excuses

  15. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    She clearly didnt watch 12 years a slave and has no idea the role of Michael Fassbender character (Epps). I guess his character wasnt racist since he was sleeping with Pasty lol. WOW.

  16. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    And to think, 50 cent probably burned down the house that the mother of his child lived in, because of what….child support disputes?

    Then this woman admits in public to calling him everything but a child of God, but he wouldn’t dare touch her, let alone damage her house.

  17. March 5, 2014 - Reply

    As a black man, it is humiliating to know that such an utterly average white woman can brag of banging and dismissing a world famous African American celebrity. My brothers, we seriously need to step up our games, and at least get good looking white women if we must leave the community.

    The best option, obviously, is to cherish a sister!

  18. March 6, 2014 - Reply

    She is very insensitive. She calls that black comedienne that is on her show a fat black bitch regularly. The black woman just sits there and laughs. Also, the reason that she went off on 50 Cent is because he tried to dis Ciara. He played a message from Ciara to him for Chelsea and Chelsea wanted no part of it. She did not like the fact he was trying to dis Ciara and include her. She did not want any part of it.

    • March 7, 2014 - Reply

      @Kelly

      Back when I was a fan of hers I heard that story and it sounded nothing like what you’re describing, to me. Yes, Ciara was involved but it wasn’t like Chelsea was trying to have solidarity among women with her, she just didn’t want to have anything to do with Ciara and 50. Point Blank.

  19. March 7, 2014 - Reply

    “I’m not racist. I date a lot of black people, so that would be a difficult thing to explain to them.”

    What Chelsea and other racist white women like her do not understand is that you don’t have to explain a THING to these thirsty, self-hating black men to sleep with them, they’re just glad to get some white ass. 50 would really have to be an idiot to not know she has internalized racist views after listening to her talk for any amount of time. And after they broke up she talked about that man like he was a damn dog. Come on black men, love yourselves lol. This is seriously sad. Y’all are nothing more than bed wenches to women like Handler. Not every interacial relationship is like this, I know, but thinking of how many mixed kids I know with fucked up views on race, you know they aren’t in the minority.

  20. March 7, 2014 - Reply

    Just once, I want a white person to say loud and proud: “Yes, I am a racist. I am white and I am better than you!”. That would actually be refreshing. At least I could respect their honesty. But instead, Chelsea Handler and others like her will roll around in bed with Black men or hang out with Black people and that is someone supposed to mean they are not racist even though they think they are superior. Ha! OK.

  21. March 28, 2014 - Reply

    shes a comedian…that’s what she does for a living..of course she has to talk about people and make fun of them

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