Yesha Callahan

Water it/Patch it & Watch it Grow? (NSFW)


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This morning as I’m driving into work I heard two commercials that had me cracking up, I was almost in tears! First, it was a commercial for CHIA PET! You know, chi-chi-chi-chia pet, the pottery that grows!
As a kid, there wasn’t anything that I didn’t want, as much as I wanted a chia pet! I remember every time I was at CVS with my mother, I would always find the aisle with the Chia Pets. I would always beg for a Chia Pet, but never got one. I think today I”m going to head out to CVS and see if they still have them! I’m going to water it & watch it grow (that’s if I don’t kill it first..never said I had a green thumb!)
A few minutes after the Chia Pet commercial, there’s a commercial for a product called Maxiderm. A bunch of men are speaking about this life changing event and how they feel more ‘manly’. So I’m like, OK…what the hell are they talking about. A few more seconds into the commercial, you hear the voice say, “To add inches to your penis….try this patch”…I almost choked! Here it is, at 7:30 am on a nationally syndicated radio show, they’re advertising Penis Patches! I guess it shouldn’t have came as a shock, being that this same station also advertises a bogus credit repair service. Ironically, this particular station is targeted to the Urban audience, i.e., black people. I’m not sure how many black men will admit that they would need a penis patch!
 

(“They allll look like they gots blue balls”, says Philana)
(“Notice all the patch pictures are of white men”, says Makayla)
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