Remember the school yard saying, “Liar, liar, pants on fire”? If only that saying actually worked. I’d love to see a few people burning in the britches from something besides an STD. Forget about dousing the lies out with truth, some people deserve to get burned because of their lies.
I tend to think men are genetically inclined not to be able to lie straight. Their actions always predict their lying. They just can’t do it with a straight face, what’s up with that? Their actions always speak louder than their lies, which tends to be a dead give-away. It seems to me that men intentionally lie just to get caught, being that they can never cover their bases. They try to implicate others and don’t even bothering telling the implicated party.
So you’re a man reading this right now, and of course you’re going to think I’m “man bashing”, but that’s not the case here.
We all LIE. Men & women lie, but guess what?
WOMEN do it better! Point blank, no questions asked.
Men lie about dumb shit. You lie for no reason other than your lips move faster than your brain. If you took a minute to think about the lie you’re about to tell, you’ll realize it’s not even worth it.
Women, formulate lies. They contemplate them, they think of the ramifications, they have their bases covered. If they’re going to implicate someone in their lies, they make sure they’ve told that person and that they can keep the story straight.
Men, it’s not that hard! If you’re going to lie, lie about something important. Don’t lie just because you think you’re protecting someones feelings or because you think the lies sound better than the truth.
Remember, if the truth can’t set you free, you better be a good liar!
|You Are a Great Liar|
|You can pretty much pull anything over on anyone. You are an expert liar, even if you don’t lie very often.|
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