Yesha Callahan

Magically Delicious?

The other day I was having a conversation with a girlfriend of mine about sex. Yeah, go figure. Two single women, conversing about sex, I’m sure that doesn’t happen often (insert sarcasm). We talked about some of our past & present exploits. What was fair game and what was ‘a whole lot of not happening’, when it came to sex. No, I don’t consider myself a prude by any means, but, there are certain sexually acts, that I feel should not be acted upon outside of marriage. My friend, on the other hand, with her basically everything is fair game.

So being that in certain aspects of sexual intercourse, she’s more experienced than myself, I had to ask her one question.

“So, what does it taste like?”, I asked.

“What does what taste like?”, she replied.

“What do you think I’m talking about?”, I said sarcastically.

Needless to say, she started laughing after she figured out what I was talking about.

So, yes, if you haven’t figured it out yet. I have neither spit or swallowed a man’s ‘pride’.  I’m quite sure I’m not the only woman out there that hasn’t either!! So don’t look at the monitor like I’ve said something out of the ordinary.

After she finished having a laugh at my expense, she replied, “It’s magically delicious!”.

“So what you’re saying is, is that it tastes like Lucky Charms?? I highly doubt that!”, I replied.

Now, like I said previously, I consider myself to be somewhat open minded when it comes to sex. But, I’ve always said that this is one aspect that I personally will reserve for my husband (if that’ll ever happen). I also have no shame in letting a man know that his babies will not be traveling down my throat or any where near my mouth. If that’s a prerequisite for them, they can go and find the  next chick who’ll swallow the babies. But it ain’t happening here.

So, I told her I refuse to believe that semen is “magically delicious”. If that was the case, there wouldn’t a need for sexual products that help ‘mask’ or sweeten the flavor of semen. So that goes to tell me even further, something isn’t as delicious as she states it is.

Ironically, when I asked another girlfriend the same question, her response was OYSTERS.  Yeah, oysters, that definitely sounds appetizing (insert more sarcasm).

I wonder if men actually know what their stuff tastes like? I’m wondering if they knew what it tastes like, would they make a big deal whether or not a woman indulges in it orally? I think the next time a man happens to mention it, I’ll suggest that they take a toke of their own man juices and get back to me on that. I’d say easy come, easy go for that one.

  1. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    Gulp that shyt up and get over it lol………always complaining about how u dont do this and u not goin to do that but us guys dont be complaining when our face is in ur crotch for hours at a time…….aint no tellin what additional juices we sulrping up lol

    • October 2, 2008 - Reply

      @DRB

      I see, and here I was on your side when your girl wasn’t giving you any head treatment! LOL!

  2. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    Put it in your mouth
    She said put it in her mouth
    I said my motherfuckin mouth
    I mean her motherfuckin mouth
    Put it in my mouth
    She said put it in her mouth
    My motherfuckin mouth
    SLURP IT UP!

    • October 2, 2008 - Reply

      @Yashieka - The Big Foot Chica

      Ok Akineleye!

      • October 2, 2008 - Reply

        @[fung'ke] [blak] [chik]

        I’m saying…just swallow

        • October 2, 2008 - Reply

          @Yashieka - The Big Foot Chica

          It’ll be a cold day in hell.

  3. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    Pineapple juice works wonders. : )

    • October 2, 2008 - Reply

      @Mikey

      I’m sure your boyfriend would agree..lol!
      JUST JOKING!

  4. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    From what I understand it has a ton of protein in it, what’s the problem? Protein is good for you. How about rubbing it on your face? clear acne free skin…….This stuff is sounding like the fountain of youth juice. Am I convincing you? How about blowing bubbles? would you blow bubbles with it?

    • October 2, 2008 - Reply

      @MistaPickles

      Wtf blowing bubbles?
      GTFO! lol

      • October 3, 2008 - Reply

        @[fung'ke] [blak] [chik]

        I’m with single black male on this one. We taste your juices all the time, without the protein and skin clearing benefits, and we still do it. Sounds like women are just unfair…….So maybe us men should hold out on giving oral til marriage. Maybe we should stop when your juices get flowing, how fun would that be? heh heh, fair’s fair

  5. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    This topic always kills me. I assume you expect and like to receive head yourself … well .. as a self admitted pussy eater … I will share something with you.
    We taste your “juices” everytime we give head. For us … there is no escaping it. So … why can’t you taste us once in awhile??? Is that criminal?

    • October 2, 2008 - Reply

      @Single Black Male

      Nothing is ever expected. It’s not like I throw my pelvis in someone’s face! Of course you taste a woman’s juices, but even a woman tastes her own every now and then, especially if right after you go and kiss her on the mouth..
      So would you let a woman kiss you while she’s still holding your juices in her mouth? I doubt it.

      • October 8, 2008 - Reply

        @[fung'ke] [blak] [chik]

        exactly… that’s what I’m talking about… I used to be weirded out by that coming up and kissing me mess… now I could care less.. but I bet a nig wouldn’t let you kis him with his juices in his mouth… ha!

  6. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    I don’t care how much protein is in it…if it makes me wanna hurl at the taste then I’m not swallowing a DAMN thing. Some people LOVE oysters…I don’t. Some love the off taste of their own snot…I don’t eat boogers. If it’s an acquired taste…it’s one I wont be acquiring any time soon…I’ll stick to making homemade protein masks out of fruits thank you very much! LOL

    • October 2, 2008 - Reply

      @Kiwi

      LOL @ acquired taste, yes, one I won’t be acquiring any time soon.

  7. October 2, 2008 - Reply

    if i can’t be chopped,baked or boiled,it don’t belong in my mouth…even in marriage….Like Kiwi said I will get my protein the other way LOL

  8. October 3, 2008 - Reply

    Semen has protein in it. it’s taste varies from person to person and will be different depending on what the person consumes/eats. if he has a healthy Ph balance and drinks lots of fruit juices it can be tasty but i wouldn’t say good. love takes the bitterness out of anything which brings me to my point: This definitely shopuld not be done for anyone. it should be your significant other. Preferably someone you know very well and love, even that can be a risky surprise since fatal disease are carried through body fluids

    • October 5, 2008 - Reply

      @Deeva

      Tasty but not good? Sounds like something I’ve had before..lol

  9. October 3, 2008 - Reply

    Varies from person to person and really their health and what they eat makes a difference I think. Alcoholics the NASTIEST!
    or so hear. So I hear all this.
    I guess I am on the team with your girlfriend; I only reserve things for men who know how to make it do what it do. Its all abut the time and the moment and if you know how to get me there then I think you deserve the treat whatever it is.
    Oysters…I think I can agree with that!
    -OG

  10. October 3, 2008 - Reply

    Its an acquired taste. I guess once you get accustomed to performing the act, the taste doesnt really bother you. And the more into the ACT you become the less significant the taste becomes also. Different people have different tastes to their semen and like Deeva said it relies heavily upon what their diet consists of. If they indulge in a lot of alcohol that also affects the taste. While I wouldnt go as far as to say its magically delicious I have been known to say that the precum tastes like candy compared to the final hurrah….kind of a teaser. Its really not that bad….really. And dont let these guys fool you. They’ve all tasted their own jiz…LOL.

  11. October 3, 2008 - Reply

    Now that was funny as hell… lucky charms… ha..
    and I hate oysters…
    I too have never spit or swallowed…
    but I guess a man could ask us the same question… I mean we never taste our juices either… and with them they dont have the option to not taste us since they have their face all up in it.

    • October 5, 2008 - Reply

      @Eb

      I’ve never had oysters, and they just don’t look appetizing! lol

  12. October 4, 2008 - Reply

    I say for the brief moment it ain’t that big of deal, just suck it up (pun intended, lol) If it makes your mate happy just do it, as long as they return the favor of pleasing you in the ways you require…. choose your battles…. by the way, love the site!

    • October 5, 2008 - Reply

      @Naturally Alise

      LOL @ the pun!

  13. October 6, 2008 - Reply

    I rather just let the “sucker” spread it all over her face, look at me from below and smile. It’s all about the interaction. No need to swallow baby. Now here’s a towel. Let’s watch TV:)

    • October 8, 2008 - Reply

      @Darryl

      until someone does some sort of research that its good for the skin.. that aint happening either… on my belly, butt… yes…but definitely not on my face…

    • October 13, 2008 - Reply

      @Darryl

      Yeah I would never. Something seems disrespectful about it and I’m not into being disrespected.

  14. October 7, 2008 - Reply

    Well I think you should wait for your hubbie on this one but don’t rule it out! LOL
    And just remember now, we men taste and smell your holy of holies! We smell like your holy of holies, once after I had showered and washed my face a few times I went to work and could still smell my lady on my face. I kept wondering if others could as well but hey it was worth it. You will feel the same way once you find that special someone. Dig?
    Jaycee

  15. October 13, 2008 - Reply

    HOW DID I MISS THE CONVO? LoL. It’s okay funky… I’m a head enthusiast but I won’t swallow… NOT EVEN FOR MY HUSBAND. Tried it once… GROSS GROSS GROSS. Maybe it was just that dude but oh well, NEVER AGAIN. Shit was like swallowing chlorine or burnt rubber or something. I don’t know. I almost want to puke just thinking about it and that had to at least 3 years ago. *GAGS* Come to think of it…. Maybe I’m not a head enthusiast anymore because I can’t remember the last time I even bothered to give any… LoL.

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