The other day I was having a conversation with a girlfriend of mine about sex. Yeah, go figure. Two single women, conversing about sex, I’m sure that doesn’t happen often (insert sarcasm). We talked about some of our past & present exploits. What was fair game and what was ‘a whole lot of not happening’, when it came to sex. No, I don’t consider myself a prude by any means, but, there are certain sexually acts, that I feel should not be acted upon outside of marriage. My friend, on the other hand, with her basically everything is fair game.
So being that in certain aspects of sexual intercourse, she’s more experienced than myself, I had to ask her one question.
“So, what does it taste like?”, I asked.
“What does what taste like?”, she replied.
“What do you think I’m talking about?”, I said sarcastically.
Needless to say, she started laughing after she figured out what I was talking about.
So, yes, if you haven’t figured it out yet. I have neither spit or swallowed a man’s ‘pride’. I’m quite sure I’m not the only woman out there that hasn’t either!! So don’t look at the monitor like I’ve said something out of the ordinary.
After she finished having a laugh at my expense, she replied, “It’s magically delicious!”.
“So what you’re saying is, is that it tastes like Lucky Charms?? I highly doubt that!”, I replied.
Now, like I said previously, I consider myself to be somewhat open minded when it comes to sex. But, I’ve always said that this is one aspect that I personally will reserve for my husband (if that’ll ever happen). I also have no shame in letting a man know that his babies will not be traveling down my throat or any where near my mouth. If that’s a prerequisite for them, they can go and find the next chick who’ll swallow the babies. But it ain’t happening here.
So, I told her I refuse to believe that semen is “magically delicious”. If that was the case, there wouldn’t a need for sexual products that help ‘mask’ or sweeten the flavor of semen. So that goes to tell me even further, something isn’t as delicious as she states it is.
Ironically, when I asked another girlfriend the same question, her response was OYSTERS. Yeah, oysters, that definitely sounds appetizing (insert more sarcasm).
I wonder if men actually know what their stuff tastes like? I’m wondering if they knew what it tastes like, would they make a big deal whether or not a woman indulges in it orally? I think the next time a man happens to mention it, I’ll suggest that they take a toke of their own man juices and get back to me on that. I’d say easy come, easy go for that one.