Yesha Callahan

Diaper-Cyclen

Ortho Evra, Seasonique, Yaz, Ortho-Tri-Cyclen are all forms of birth control that most women, I’m sure, are familiar with. Of course neither of these options are 100% effective even when they’re used correctly. There’s always going to be a margin of error.

Yesterday, I discovered what could possibly be a break through in contraceptive science!

My sister, brother-in-law and niece were over for my Christmas brunch yesterday. Everyone was having a good time, eating, laughing and watching the kids enjoy their toys. My son & nephew were in the newly designated game-room enjoying their air hockey table and punching bag. My sister & her husband were also in their referring them.

Shortly after brunch, I retreated into my room for some peace & quiet b/c I was quickly getting into my anti-social mode and wanted to watch a movie. Unbeknownst to me, my sister laid my niece down in my room so she could take a nap. So, instead of waking her up with the tv, I decided to get a quick nap in as well.

About 20 minutes into my nap, I felt little hands all over my face and in my hair. I guess that was my clue to wake up. I laid there for a few minutes and played with her, that was until her face started turning all shades of red.

She sat there and turned red in the matter of moments. Her face was all contorted and she got pretty quiet. At first, I thought to myself, “what the hell is going on here??”.

But then…I smelled it!

The most putrid ass burning shit smell of all time!

What the fuck have they been feeding this girl for something that smelled like that to come out of such a little body!

My eyes started to water, I started to dry heave and gag! I mean, it’s been YEARS since I’ve smelled a baby’s diaper. The funk was unbelievable!

Who needs a hormonal based contraceptive when all you need to do is smell a stank ass diaper. That should be a sure fire way of preventing anyone from wanting to deal with that mess! I know it did for me.

It solidified the fact that, I’m happy to have my one kid. What’s the saying, “One and done”? Well, that’s me!

After yesterday, I never ever ever ever want to have to change or smell another baby’s diaper for as long as I live. Just the thought of it makes me want to gag!

So the next time you decide to go out and the thought of having unprotected sex crosses your mind, just think of all the dirty ass, smelly diapers you’ll have to change!

 

 

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  1. December 27, 2007 - Reply

    that was too funny. If only my son and his gf had experienced that one.

  2. January 4, 2008 - Reply

    how could someone so small make something that smells that bad?

    maybe instead of condoms, we should give teenagers smelly diapers?

  3. April 15, 2009 - Reply

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  4. October 23, 2009 - Reply

    funny post.

  5. October 23, 2009 - Reply

    funny post.

  6. July 30, 2010 - Reply

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