Yesha Callahan

Dear John:

I know it’s been a while since we’ve actually spoken. I think the last communication between us, was via your Myspace page when you referred to me as a “place holder” in your life. You sent me an email, but then of course you prevented me from responding to it because you blocked me. Not a big deal of course to me, because at that point, I was prepared to go on with my life. Words never hurt me.

So now, several months later, for some reason I can’t help to feel that you’re stalking my thoughts. Of course the internet is free for anyone to roam, but usually when people say they don’t want to have anything to do with someone any more, it means all types of communication are severed. Why would you care to know what’s going on in my life? Oh, but of course, I’m sure you got an eye full from my post from a few days ago, that was subsequently deleted. So by now, you know that my relationship ended. Did that put a smile on your face to read that? You also know that I’ve had issues with my health recently. I bet you shook your head and said, “That’s what you get”, because usually that’s how asses respond to other people’s misfortune.

Yesterday, I wrote that I wasn’t going to include TMI in my posts. When people who personally know me read that, they were a little shocked, because it’s not like I put too much of myself out there like that anyways. So, no, I’m not going to censor my thoughts or my writing just because you or anyone else who I may know personally will read it.

Friends. Family. Foe.

It’s really not that serious. So keep on reading, hopefully you’ll subscribe to it. Just add your email address to the feedburner box to the right of your screen. I’m not sure if you attempted to do that yesterday when you clicked it, or if that was what you were trying to do when you emailed my post, but I figure I’d help you out. Also, if there’s any other recent information you may want to just google me (btw, google the name ‘funkyblackchick’ instead of ‘funky black chick’ like you did before- you’ll yield better results) or sign up for my Twitter updates since you managed to read those as well!

Yours truly,

[fung’ke] [blak] [chik]™

  1. July 11, 2008 - Reply

    I am NOT stalking you, so you can’t be talking about ME! I don’t read your blogs…well, except this one…but thats b/c, well anyway (deleting browsing history) I am NOT stalking you. This is a free Internet…and subscribe to YOUR blog…PLEASE! *gotta unsubscribe when i get the email*

    • July 11, 2008 - Reply


      Now you know, YOU would never refer to me as a place holder! I hold a very special place in your life..LMAO!!
      Girl, you are RETARDED! Thank you for the laugh, I needed it today..>LOVE YA, MY P.I.C!

  2. July 11, 2008 - Reply

    “hold a special place in my life” “place holder” same thing Becky! LOL
    You KNOW I gotta come in here and show you love AND show you how simple these folk REALLY are. Hell yea…P.I.C.’s for LIFE!

  3. July 11, 2008 - Reply

    Congrats girl! And I love the new look… and I’m sure the stalker will be really responsive to this one! (side eye)

    • July 12, 2008 - Reply


      Thanks, Sabrina!
      I’m not looking for any type of response, I just had to get it off my chest…and let people know, their every move on my page is tracked…

  4. July 12, 2008 - Reply

    BOOOYYAAHH baby!….and stay off my d@mn page SIR!

    • July 12, 2008 - Reply


      Girl, you should have been asleep! Have fun at Eastern Market..sell them shoes!

  5. September 14, 2008 - Reply

    …was here. I need to write one of these… mines a Dear Richard though… ahem.

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