Yesha Callahan

Being Chased By Miss Jane Pittman

This morning at around 5:30 a.m, I woke up on the floor, between my night stand and my bed. Yeah, get a good visual, it’s worth a laugh or two or three.  So anyways, I was in the midst of having a dream, I’ve was being chased by Miss Jane Pittman.

Yes, that, Miss Jane Pittman!




The funny thing about it, she wasn’t fully ‘old’, just her face & her feet! She was half Benjamin Button, half Flo Jo! All I can remember her saying was, “I”m going to get you fung’ke!”. As I was running away from Miss Jane Pittman,  I noticed that the pavement was ending and there was a huge gap between the next piece of pavement. Talk about chasing pavements literally! I knew I had to jump, if I was going to get away from the old woman. As I got closer, I prepared myself for the jump. I closed my eyes, and took a leap.

That’s when I hit the bedroom floor and caught a face of brown carpet!

Needless to say, that dream was a bit crazy. From a psychological background, I do know that ‘falling dreams’ have a lot to do with stress and feeling overwhelmed. Which are both present in my life right now, but with everything that stresses me out, I can only laugh at it in the long run. I definitely realize the Miss Jane Pittman symbolism, it’s been a running joke between a few friends on Twitter & Facebook for the past couple of weeks, but never did I realize she would materialize in my dream!

Once I picked myself off the floor this morning, the only thing I could do was laugh. I can’t remember the last time I’ve fell off the bed or even woke up remembering a dream. Thankfully my laptop wasn’t on the floor to break my fall, because I truly would have been pissed. In any event, hopefully Miss Jane Pittman will not make any more appearances in my dreams, I can deal with falling, but *gasp* that woman is quite scary looking!

I’m sure I’m not the only who’s had crazy dreams, feel free to share one of yours in the comment section!

Have a great weekend!


  1. March 6, 2009 - Reply

    Now I must find this DVD!!!
    My worst I’ve ever had was getting chased by giant cockroaches!

  2. March 6, 2009 - Reply

    lol @ ‘I’m gonna get you, Fung’ke!’
    *extends there-there pat*

  3. March 6, 2009 - Reply

    Ok… So I have reoccuring dreams about ALIENS and it really freaks me out!! LOL

  4. March 6, 2009 - Reply

    She’s gon’ get that ass. Now her and her crusty ass feet are in your dreams Freddie Kruger stlye. Don’t go to sleep or else she’s gonna slip them crusty ass toes in your mouth!

  5. March 7, 2009 - Reply

    ROFL. You know I have some crazy dremas, but being chased by Miss Jane hasn’t happened yet. I need to catch up, I can’t access your posts via regular route for some reason.
    Have a great weekend!

    • March 9, 2009 - Reply


      That’s odd are you getting an error msg?

  6. March 7, 2009 - Reply

    I keep dreaming about male bloggers and all we do is talk. They are good conversations, though!
    Recently, Ive dreamed about being pregnant with quintuplets – and happy. And about having really great sex with a guy I never had it with. Hm. Wonder what it all means??

    • March 9, 2009 - Reply

      @lola gets

      Well maybe it’s saying that you should have sex with the!
      And the bloggers you’re dreaming about? They’re only probably worth a good

  7. March 8, 2009 - Reply

    Being chased by Miss Jane Pittman (who looks like a raisin) woulda scurred the crap outta me. That aint no dream. It’s a mare of night.*shivers*
    And I laughed at the visual of ur face in the carpet. Sorry 🙂

  8. March 9, 2009 - Reply

    I see through alladat

    • March 9, 2009 - Reply


      there’s no shame at all!

  9. March 9, 2009 - Reply

    Run, Funky Black Chick, run! BROWN carpet? Ok, I won’t go there, but yeah, keep running you elusive woman, you.

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