Yesha Callahan

Batteries Not Included


Last night I laid restless in bed for a couple of hours. I tossed and turned and tossed and turned some more. I really wasn’t feeling too well either. My body was warm but I was still freezing. For some reason I couldn’t wind down and became more agitated at the fact that I couldn’t fall asleep, so I decided to get up and go to the bathroom to wash my face and get a drink of water.
While I was sitting in the changing room in my bathroom, I saw a glimmer out of the corner of my eye. I thought maybe that will put me to sleep! I always enjoyed the vibrating motion of one of my favorite electronic devices. The sound alone is soothing, not to mention the sleekness and curves of it when it’s in my hands.
I stood at the sink and in my typical fashion when I’m about to perform my ‘duty’, I propped my leg up on the counter and leaned in so that I can get a good look at the expressions on my face. I grabbed my device and went to turn it on. I played around with the switch a few times, but it wouldn’t make any sounds or movements! I thought to myself, ‘ain’t this a bitch!’.
The batteries died
in
my
favorite
toothbrush!!!
If by chance you’re into other things that vibrate…I do suggest this little doo-hicky (or however you spell it)! It may look like some antique electric toothbrush, but, uh…my friends swear by it!
Advanced Response

  1. February 20, 2008 - Reply

    LOL! You had me for a minute there… Every single word applied to me except “toothbrush”.

  2. February 20, 2008 - Reply

    d&s ~ I’m a bit odd when it comes to brushing my teeth…lol..for some reason it calms me down if I’m having problems falling asleep…Guess it’s one of my Monk quirks.

  3. February 22, 2008 - Reply

    Yeah, I dont need to look at my face whenever I use my favorite “fibrating” products – toothbrush included!
    LOL

    L

  4. August 13, 2009 - Reply

    For a minute there you had me thinking you was a freakdeaky looking at your facial expressions as you went to town, so glad to know you are just the average weirdo who likes toothbrush stimuli!

  5. August 13, 2009 - Reply

    girl i have no idea why the google reader keeps on bringing up these old ass posts!

  6. August 13, 2009 - Reply

    For a minute there you had me thinking you was a freakdeaky looking at your facial expressions as you went to town, so glad to know you are just the average weirdo who likes toothbrush stimuli!

  7. August 13, 2009 - Reply

    girl i have no idea why the google reader keeps on bringing up these old ass posts!

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