Yesha Callahan

Adam Lambert Is The Queen of Guyliner

There weren’t too many highlights of last nights AMA Awards. I blinked before I could miss J-Lo bust her ass. Rihanna, looked as though she was either supposed to be a straight jacket wearing mummy, or wrapped in gauze, either way she sounded like a billy goat in heat. It seemed as though Shakira enlisted the National Pan-Hellenic Council for her step dance routine, but I still can’t understand one word she’s sung. Jermaine and his JER-whateverthefuckhenamedthosekids showed up to accept an award on MJ’s behalf, but all I could notice was the excessive use of Dax hair grease, the Exxon Valdez oil spill has nothing on Jermaine Jackson’s greasy coif. Kanye fucked up Michael Jackson’s chances of receiving Album of The Year, and it ended up going to Taylor Swift.    I’m also convinced, that minus about 100 lbs, Kelly Clarkson could be the missing Olsen twin, well triplet.

More important than anything that occurred at the AMA Awards, to me at least, was Adam Lambert’s guyliner! I was literally in awe when I saw his eye make-up! I can’t pinpoint who was the first man to start wearing eyeliner, but I’m sure it was probably happening way before Boy George, but Adam Lambert has perfected it.  I think Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day could use a few pointers from Adam.


I’m pretty sure Adam takes meticulous pride in perfecting his guyliner, which is something I can’t say that I do. I’m usually the one swift stroke across the upper lid and I’m done. I swear tonight I’m going to go home & practice my eyeliner techniques in hopes of getting the “Glambert Eye”.

Oh, and there’s some hoopla over him kissing a guy during his performance. I blinked and missed that also.

  1. November 23, 2009 - Reply

    His performance was meant to be shocking & I think he succeeded. With that said, I didn't enjoy it. I actually did enjoy any of what I saw from the clips that I watched.

    When I was in middle & high school, watching the AMAs was always fun. Now that I'm an adult with discriminating non-top 40 musical taste this production does nothing for me. But….. I did enjoy the tweets up to a point last night.

    I like to complain.

  2. November 23, 2009 - Reply

    I mean I guess seeing man/on/man simulated oral sex, and him tonguing down another guy is supposed to be shocking…but it's expected of him…it's more about shock value, ie. Lady Gaga, then actually displaying your talent nowadays.

  3. November 23, 2009 - Reply

    His eyeliner IS fierce! He's managed to rock the smokey eye with no eye shadow. lol

    LMAO @ the entire RED portion of this blog. You're a sick puppy…and I love it. LOL

  4. November 23, 2009 - Reply

    I can't take credit for that at all…it's how this these was formatted..and i can't for the life of me figure out how to change it lol!

    yeah i'm going to be in the mirror tonight..trying to figure out how!…i'll end up looking like a raccoon i'm sure.

  5. November 23, 2009 - Reply

    Start on the eye line and smudge outward gradually…that way you can stop when you begin achieving a look CLOSE to it. Finish the rest with a smudge brush and a highlight color, like silver or even a bronze…but a LIGHT shade. And make sure you apply mascara to finish the look.

  6. November 23, 2009 - Reply

    a smudge brush? i don't even think i own
    thanks for the tips!

  7. November 23, 2009 - Reply

    I wanna try it too! We can have a Adam Lambert guyliner competition on Twitter and get others to judge it…

  8. November 24, 2009 - Reply

    You're welcome… Here's a typical smudge brush by Sephora

  9. November 24, 2009 - Reply

    Your re-cap of the award show is short but HILARIOUS!
    Saw some of your updates on twitter the other night 🙂

  10. November 24, 2009 - Reply

    I may have to visit Sephora today!

  11. November 24, 2009 - Reply

    LMAO! Too funny! We just might have to!

  12. November 29, 2009 - Reply

    He is officially my girl crush!! Loving the liner!!

  13. November 30, 2009 - Reply

    He is officially my girl crush!! Loving the liner!!

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