Yesha Callahan

A Midget In A Micro-Mini

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When I think I’ve seen it all, something else absurd pops up in front of me and reminds me, that I truly haven’t. This past Friday was definitely one of those moments. My Friday night plans were up in the air, until  someone invited me out to a party their friend was throwing at a club in DC. The last time I’ve ventured out to a club was 2 years ago when I was celebrating my 30th birthday, even then, it was more so a lounge than a huge, over crowded club. Considering that hind-sight is 20/20, I should have asked what club was the party being held at, because yes, I’m picky when it comes to the crowd I choose to socialize in, especially if it’s going to be at a club.

Of all places in DC, to end up on a Friday night, I had to end up at Zanzibar.

Now, I’m sure there are people out there who love Zanzibar, but I’m definitely not one of them. Maybe if I was the 40+ yr old, who hadn’t out grown the club environment, or the man who wore Steve Harvey zoot suits, or the man who came out wearing his Friday ‘best’ which consisted of his tight ass “Versaci” pants, with a matching “Versaci” shirt  (I use quotes around ‘Versaci’  and purposefully spelled it incorrectly because god only knows if the pieces were real), or better yet, maybe if I was the midget in the micro-mini skirt, who didn’t have to drop that far down to get her eagle on, then hells yeah, Zanzibar would be the place to be.

But yeah.

I’m neither of those.

Typically, I don’t expect to find comedy relief if I’m trying to go out and dance and have a few drinks, but comedy relief was in full force Friday night at  Zanzibar. From the midget in the micr0-mini who was getting felt up on the dance floor, to the man with his hair conked straighter than Malcolm Little before he became  El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz, Friday night definitely provided me with more than my fair share of laughs.

At one point, I just had to sit back and share this experience with my fellow Twitters.

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Of course, the responses to the above were classic!

Buttababy of Soulbounce:twitter4

Nikki of Soulrific:

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and last but certainly not least,

EntityStarr of Adventures in Entity Starr:

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Don’t let me forget to mention how many times I was called “Baby Girl” by someone who was old enough to be my father. Seriously, I think there truly should be an age cut off limit when entering the club.  If you are an official AARP card carrying member, you ass should not be at the club! I swore I saw someone’s grandmother “Popping Champagne” & “Jumping Out The Window”. Stop the madness!

Needless to say, after that Zanzibar experience, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I return to that club. As a matter of fact, I’m going back on my club hiatus, which should have never been broken in the first place.

So that was my exciting weekend, how was yours?

  1. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    That wasn’t a night out on the town. That was a nightmare!

    • February 2, 2009 - Reply

      @Soulrific

      Girl, nightmare is an understatement!
      Never, ever, ever again!

  2. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    Ahahahahahahah!! Loved it!!! Thanks for getting out there girl so the rest of us don’t have to. After reading this I am reminded why I stay home!

    • February 2, 2009 - Reply

      @JT

      LOL! Yes, I’ve saved you from the agony of having to deal with it…next time I’ll stay my ass home too!

  3. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    If you go again tell the midget I like pineapple juice

    • February 2, 2009 - Reply

      @MistaPickles

      Ohhh, and I thought you liked women with long legs! lol

  4. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    Damn, i cant believe Zanzi is actually attracting that type of crowd after being one of the staple spots for the grown folk crowd, but then again, considering that H2O is back to doing their college “18 & Over” parties, the older non-kiddie crowd kinda dont have too many options like it used to be with Quigleys and stuff.
    BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT she gotta make her $$$ too, haha – is that “skrawburrey” in that drink, or please dont tell me she ordered “skremp” lol – i miss DC, but damnit after reading this, i’ll stay in the elks lounge! hahaha

    • February 2, 2009 - Reply

      @Chuck

      Chuck, where have you been H2o has been closed for a minute now, I think early Spring 08…the water front is looking mighty bleak nowadays! Yeah,it’s a grown folks crowd, try 45+..lol!

  5. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    Girl, you know I’m over here cryin’! This falls into the “For Love of the Blog” category…for times when the only good thing about a situation is the blog post it creates. Whew, I haven’t been to a club in a couple of years, but this confirms nothing has changed. Hilarious!

    • February 2, 2009 - Reply

      @curvygurl

      yes, nothing has changed at all..i am officially done w/the club…my poor eyes saw more than what they bargained for!

  6. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    We have a club like that in Durham, NC called “Talk of the Town”, I swear that sounds like a transcript from there…. one time I went in and my uncle was there, and he aint’ no young uncle, iDied…. so I understand your pain… hilarious though!

    • February 2, 2009 - Reply

      @Naturally Alise

      All of the men looked like they were uncles or grandfathers! Pretty sad if you ask me..still trying to party when they need to be home playing cards.

  7. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    Hilarious…but don’t you love Twitter?

    • February 2, 2009 - Reply

      @Darius T. Williams

      without twitter, i would have been truly bored a f*ck! at least it let me look as though I was too busy to be bothered by some of them men who approached me..lol

  8. February 2, 2009 - Reply

    Sounds like a good time was had….now I remember why I’m not a clubber n-e-more.

    • February 3, 2009 - Reply

      @Sabrina

      girl stick with that..lol

  9. February 3, 2009 - Reply

    OMG THAT’S HILARIOUS! I’M IN TEARS! YES, PEOPLE 40+ SHOULD STAY OUT OF THE CLUBS. MY BROTHER IS 38, HE CAN’T GET THE CLUB OUT OF HIS SYSTEM. I’M AFRAID HE’LL END UP LIKE THE BAMAS YOU MENTIONED AT ZANZIBAR!!

    • February 3, 2009 - Reply

      @mzroz

      lol yes please tell your brother, someone will write about him eventually too lol

  10. February 3, 2009 - Reply

    Did somebody say midget?
    Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
    Of course you already know my fetish for the vertically challenged. Oh and by the way, the chick in the pic is called Gidget The Midget. And yes she’s one of my favorite porn stars.
    Oh yeah…
    the culb.
    *sigh*
    Don’t they have a club thats just for old niggas?
    I think they call it the VFW or something like that.
    Oh and you spelled Versaci wrong. In the hood its spelled F-O-SACHIE.

    • February 3, 2009 - Reply

      @RiPPa

      of course you’d know who that midget was in the pic..i forgot your fetish lol!
      yes the vfw is where the retired club heads retire to..lol

  11. February 3, 2009 - Reply

    See I so said I was NOT going to jump on this whole twitter thing but you are making me want to so bad right now!

    • February 3, 2009 - Reply

      @Eb

      Do it do it!!

  12. February 4, 2009 - Reply

    lmao and stop hating on us over 40s
    when the head of my manhood is lodged past her Adenoids

  13. February 4, 2009 - Reply

    lol, you always have the funniest real life stories

  14. February 6, 2009 - Reply

    Hey chica! I was invited to a party at your favorite club…Zanzi…wanna go? ROFLMAO
    You know I thought about this post and cracked up.

    • February 7, 2009 - Reply

      @curvygurl

      please tell me you’re not going to go! lol

  15. February 6, 2009 - Reply

    LOL @ this whole post!!! The whole club scene is comedy period…I literally have to be dragged to the club. It’s like “what’s the point?”.
    Whenever I need a good laugh and a couple drinks…I’ll make my way out 🙂

    • February 7, 2009 - Reply

      @Mimi

      that’s all you’re guaranteed… a few laughs & drinks..and hopefully they’ll be paid for by some old man..lol

  16. August 4, 2009 - Reply

    Me encantaria cogerme a esta mujer pequeña, metersela por todos lados y ver como queda ensartada en mi verga como valero volando en el aire. está muy buena, y despues mamarle su buscochito y su culito que han de estar de ensueño, mamacita, que piernotas tienes. solo de mirarla se me para la verga.

  17. August 4, 2009 - Reply

    Me encantaria cogerme a esta mujer pequeña, metersela por todos lados y ver como queda ensartada en mi verga como valero volando en el aire. está muy buena, y despues mamarle su buscochito y su culito que han de estar de ensueño, mamacita, que piernotas tienes. solo de mirarla se me para la verga.

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