I mentioned a few weeks ago about the cookout I was basically forced into having at my house for the 4th of July holiday. Well being that my family is quite ‘different’, everyone wanted the cook out to be held on the 5th of July. Go. Figure. I don’t even bother asking questions, when it comes to some of the decisions my family makes.
So of course a few people had the video cameras in tow. I have a cousin who is a news director at NPR, so she takes her camera wherever she goes. Thankfully, yours truly was not caught on tape. To bad I can’t say the same thing for my poor grandmother. She decided to display her pole dancing skills to everyone at the cook out and now to the whole world.
And people wonder where I get my [fung’ke]’ness and lack of rhythm from. Just look at some of my family members. Please, try to contain your laughter if you’re at work. And certain people wonder why I never invite friends to family functions. P O N D E R O U S.