When I think of rap beef, the first ones that come to mind are always East Coast vs West Coast, LL Cool J vs Cannibus, Nas vs Jay-Z,
Nicki Minaj’s nose vs Lil Kim’s nose and whomever 50 Cent feels like picking a fight with when he’s bored. Last month in Kanye West’s, “So Appalled” song, Jay-Z told the truth took a jab at McHammer:
Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused / I lost 30 mil’ so I spent another 30 / ‘Cause unlike Hammer 30 million can’t hurt me. ~Jay-Z
Apparently McHammer was offended by the truth, and took this newly formed “beef” to twitter, and referred to Jay-Z as “Hell Boy”, taking more jabs at the supposed Illuminati influences that Jay-Z is under. As if that wasn’t enough, McHammer released a new video on Halloween (how apropos) called, “Better Run, Run”.
I would like a refund on my 5 minutes and 9 seconds that I’ve wasted watching possibly the worst “diss” song/track/video EVER. I didn’t think there could be anything worst than Pumps & A Bump, until I watched this video. The pièce de résistance were the last few seconds of the video, not only because it was the end of the piece of shit, but because of the hilarity behind McHammer baptizing the man depicting Jay-Z.
Let’s play devils advocate for one second.
Let’s just say that Jay-Z is part of the “Illuminati”, I can only assume people in the Illuminati definitely have a sense of humor, because I’m sure Jay-Z was sitting in a Yankee fitted, laughing his ass off. I really feel bad that McHammer thinks that his video is some sort of ground breaking, tattle telling, Illuminati uncovering piece of art. I’m sure he took all of his hard earned Cash for Gold money to make it.
So while McHammer is retweeting the praises of everyone on twitter, who apparently have no music tastes what-so-ever, Jay-Z is probably on a beach in St. Tropez, counting his Illuminati riches and running his fingers through Beyonce’s lace-front. McHammer should just be happy that at one point he had the fashion world by storm with his Parachute pants and even had a cartoon.
McHammer, this isn’t a beef, it’s more like spam and Billy Blanks would like his Tae Bo routine back.