Yesha Callahan

Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Slip Is the Best Thing On The Internet Today

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Warning folks, this one is NSFW. 

I’m not sure how it’s taken this long, but somehow today was the day the Internet gods decided to bless us with a glorious look at Lenny Kravitz’s legendary manhood.

I feel like this should have happened eons ago, but yesterday in Stockholm, Sweden, Kravitz’s ultra-tight leather pants just couldn’t contain his…excitement…anymore and gave way to the best wardrobe malfunction this side of Super Bowl XXXVIII.

During a performance of–oh hell, does it really matter?–Kravitz’s deep squat thrust gave fans a peep show they wouldn’t forget.

And then it hit Twitter, and yeah…folks had a lot to say.

https://twitter.com/Luvvie/status/628656328903393280

https://twitter.com/steenfox/status/628630321647480832

Kravitz seems to not even notice his, ehem, eggplant was all over the interwebs.

Strut tour, eh? You don’t say.

  1. August 4, 2015 - Reply

    so… outta respect for his privacy i decided not to check out the pics. i would hate for someone to do it to me… plus i’m not about that voyeurism life. b/t this & those hyundai commercials w/those old women sexually harrassing the sales guy, i’ve learned that “creepy” is gender neutral. so if lenny chooses to share his business w/the world, then i’ll check it out. women have been fighting too long to not be victims of this just to turn around & become their worst enemy. #hisbodyhischoice

    • August 4, 2015 - Reply

      @Me

      Those commercials with the old ladies really bother me too. It’s still creepy even if it’s a sweet old lady (or three) doing the harassing.

      I think Lenny is handling all this with a ton of class. I’d be furious.

    • August 5, 2015 - Reply

      @Me

      Best thing to happen to his career in years. He ought to wear drawers and buy a half size up. Maybe he should talk to his tailor and ask for more than one pass on the seams that get some stress. I think that’s a VW commercial, not Hyundai. They want an extra Jetta….

    • August 5, 2015 - Reply

      @Me

      Yeah, those old ladies are creepy

  2. August 4, 2015 - Reply

    OOOOOOH-K. I ain’t mad atcha, Lenny. You know, “accidents” do happen.

    Some of these meme’s are hilarious!

    • August 4, 2015 - Reply

      @Noirluv45

      weren’t they??!!

      • August 4, 2015 - Reply

        @*NmySkynn70*

        Yes!

  3. August 5, 2015 - Reply

    Not interested in Lenny’s package but the memes are funny

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