Man, listen. Trying to slide into someone’s direct messages for a little, ehem, private discussion without being seen is hard enough on Twitter. But when you’re a married celebrity it’s even more difficult. Just ask Mike Epps.
When the comedian tried to holla at a young woman and take the conversation somewhere a little more private, his wife stepped in and she wasn’t pleased.
Things began innocently enough. Twitter user @CeciCitra made a remark about spoilers, and I guess that was the opening the comedian needed to say hello.
ppl really get angry about "spoilers" lmfaoooo
— CeciATL (@CeciATL) August 15, 2015
@CeciCitra hey
— Mike Epps (@TheRealMikeEpps) August 15, 2015
@TheRealMikeEpps lmao hello — ceciCitra (@CeciCitra) August 15, 2015
Everything seemed above board until Epps asked if @CeciCitra was on Instagram so he could, presumably, peruse her pictures, and well, Mrs. Epps jumped in.
@CeciCitra are you on ig
— Mike Epps (@TheRealMikeEpps) August 15, 2015
@TheRealMikeEpps not anymore. Wasn’t getting the likes I deserve — ceciCitra (@CeciCitra) August 15, 2015
@CeciCitra DM me
— Mike Epps (@TheRealMikeEpps) August 15, 2015
@TheRealMikeEpps lol cmon man my avi is nice but it’s not that nice. You could do better — ceciCitra (@CeciCitra) August 15, 2015
— Mechelle Epps (@MechelleEpps) August 18, 2015
Soon after Mrs. Epps put the kibosh on her husband’s creeping, @CeciCitra was mysteriously blocked from any further interactions with Epps.
I. Am. Weak pic.twitter.com/335SArTItD — ceciCitra (@CeciCitra) August 18, 2015
You know Twitter went all the way in, right? RIGHT!
https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/633466538289442816
https://twitter.com/phontigallo/status/633488934119559169
https://twitter.com/phontigallo/status/633497060705239040
https://twitter.com/King_Alu/status/633579776125612032
https://twitter.com/sweetbabyrae/status/633468999632744448
"I'm not getting the likes I deserve."
Mike Epps: DM me.
His wife: pic.twitter.com/ORe2dGWeOd
— J. (@DrTGIF) August 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/CountOnVic/status/633516196105728002
Mike Epps’ wife came across his TL like… https://t.co/z4qkf4xI8u
— k a r y. (@itsKARY_) August 18, 2015
I bet Epps will think twice before he tries that again.
August 18, 2015 -
too funny. but the writing is on the wall. mrs. epps should dust off her maiden name soon. where there’s smoke there’s fire.
August 18, 2015 -
Indeed. Dude is out here boldly disrespecting you like that? Ok…
August 18, 2015 -
OMG the gif of that lady walking through the girls dancing. The comments and memes are funnier than Mike Epps!
August 19, 2015 -
Oh, you don’t feel noways tired after work?
It was a long day and she needed to stop by the store on the way home to pick up some fucks to give. LOL.
August 20, 2015 -
LOL @ pick up some fucks to give!
Girl, that’s how I feel walking thru the crowd of cavorting teenyboppers outside the train station after work. And they look at me just like these girls did with this lady. I have turned into my mother.
August 20, 2015 -
I side-eye those “Black Hebrews”. Not only are they ex-cons making shit up, they are violating the nuisance laws.
August 21, 2015 -
you side eye those Prophets cuz you let MR CHARLIE bamboozle you, BillipPhailey! lol!
August 21, 2015 -
Noways tired…..LMBO!!!! I haven’t heard that in a while….Nobody told me the road would be easy, and Mike Epps better stay off these ladies’ DMs.
August 18, 2015 -
Black Twitter is always creative. The people are certainly being creative with the memes and and they are hilarious.
August 18, 2015 -
Please tell me this was a “set up”? That Mike was looking to control BT for a second? Could he be this dumb y’all?
August 18, 2015 -
I am laughing and shaking my head at the same time. First, there are too many thirsty men doing too much online and secondly I love Black Twitter these memes are funny. As for his wife, she probably knows what is up if not I hope she is checking him or getting ready to dump him.
August 19, 2015 -
Phonte didn’t lie either.
August 19, 2015 -
For one brief moment I thought you were referring to Phonte of little brother.
August 19, 2015 -
He is trifling.
August 19, 2015 -
That last gif did me in! LOL! I guess now that he’s getting more work he’s smelling his self. I don’t know much about his life or how long he’s been married, but his wife is a beautiful woman, he keep it up he gon’ lose her and end up with a bum ass mosquito.
August 21, 2015 -
LOL!!! The eyes that his wife tweeted….!!!!