Yesha Callahan

Dumb Ass Of The Week: Ashley Todd

This week will be the first of many in a series of posts aptly entitled, “Dumbass Of The Week”. Basically, the title is self-explanatory. I couldn’t think of anyone else more fitting than the dumbass McCain supporter, Ashley Todd, who decided that she would cry wolf and carve the letter “B” on her face and concoct a crazy story about being mugged by a big black man.

When I first read the story the other day, I wondered why the “B” looked backwards. I wondered why when initially asked, she refused medical treatment. I mean seriously, if I was beat up by a ‘big black man’, I’d rush myself to the hospital immediately. I’m sorry, but to me, immediately it screamed White Tawana Brawley.

So the point in all of this was to do what, Ms. Todd? Prove to your friends and family that not only are you crazy and a liar, but now a criminal. I wonder if she realized that if convicted, she’ll be a felon, and not able to vote? She’s definitely not the brightest bulb in the socket.

Did she even realize that the ATM camera evidence would more than likely be used by the police? Cameras don’t lie. I guess she didn’t think they’d administer a polygraph after police started to notice inconsistencies in her story. Not only are you the Dumb Ass of The Week, but Ashley, your friends and family probably don’t want to be seen around. There may not have been a ‘big black guy’ that attacked you, but you are now the “black sheep”!

Lucky, well not so lucky, you have your own version of the Scarlet Letter to carry around with you for the rest of your life. And guess what’s even worst, McCain will more than likely still come out as a loser, just like you.

Ashley Todd, you are my first, “Dumbass of The Week”, be proud of such an accomplishment. Aim high!

  1. October 24, 2008 - Reply

    you always make me laugh. she for sure deserves the title of dumbass of the week

  2. October 24, 2008 - Reply

    I would like to volunteer myself to be the black man that whoops her ass and takes her $60 ($50 weed, $5 hero, $3 big cranberry juice, $2 for snacks ). I wouldn’t carve no B in her face nor rape her. That’s not my style! You know I like them chicks with the gray bush! LOL.

    • October 25, 2008 - Reply

      @Anthony Taurus

      so fucking hilarious!

  3. October 25, 2008 - Reply

    lmao@ “Aim high!”
    And why the hell do “they” always say it was a “big black man”?!?! Whoever took her report should have drop-kicked her ass in the neck!

    • October 25, 2008 - Reply


      Well, she’s going to get what she deserves, when she’s wearing an orange jumpsuit in a 8×8 cell!

  4. October 25, 2008 - Reply

    That heffa is crazy!

    • October 25, 2008 - Reply


      crazy is an understatement!

  5. October 25, 2008 - Reply

    Ain’t it funny how people who don’t mean good always give themselves away?I’m sure she thought hard about scarring her face with the “B”….guess her dumb ass didn’t realize that it was backwards. I hope she gets smacked by a couple of “Felons for Obama”….

    • October 26, 2008 - Reply


      Oh believe me, there is definitely going to be some jail time in her future!

  6. October 26, 2008 - Reply

    “Scarlet letter.” Lol, that’s good. Now all she needs is a dunce cap. If she has a KKK hat in her closet, she can use that.

    • October 26, 2008 - Reply

      @Kit (Keep It Trill)

      Well I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be too hard for her to find a nice pointy hat!

  7. October 26, 2008 - Reply

    yup…that bitch is a dumbass.

    • October 31, 2008 - Reply


      ..and i’m pissed her ass didn’t receive any jail time!

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