Great Googley Moogley

I’m addicted.

Yeah, you read it correctly.

A D D I C T E D!

Not to nicotine, not crack, not alcohol, but….

G O O G L E!

(Stands up and looks around)

Hello, I’m Funkyblackchick. and I’m addicted to GOOGLE!

I have this bad habit of google’ing people. I guess it’s just a part of my inquisitive nature (nosey has such a negative connotation). I started this back in my last job when I would interview people & check their references. Occasionally, information wouldn’t pan out, so I would google their names and/or email addresses and it was always amazing what would pop up. So now, when I meet someone, I always make a mental to note to google them and I’m always amazed at what I find. (To my friend in Wisconsin, all I can say is wow!! Donkeys???)

What’s even more interesting is how people come across my page. Yes, you (wait, don’t go just yet….lol)! Thanks to feedburner & feedjit I’m able to tell what people (yes, you again) were searching for to have came across my page.

Now, if I ever thought there were some interesting people in the world, my search results solidify it. Who would have known that on a daily basis people are searching for:

• Strap-ons
• Bleached Pubes
• All Dogs Go To Heaven
• Frank Lucas ran Newark
• Listen to Helen Keller
• Blow Jobs

According to my page statistics, out of the 1,000+ searches my blog has appeared in, “Strap-ons”, is the number #1 search source. Who would have thunk it?

In any event, whether you’re searching for strap-ons, wondering if dogs actually go to heaven, looking for an article about Helen Keller or wondering why your pubes are white, thanks for stopping by!