Yesha Callahan

Great Googley Moogley

I’m addicted.

Yeah, you read it correctly.

A D D I C T E D!

Not to nicotine, not crack, not alcohol, but….

G O O G L E!

(Stands up and looks around)

Hello, I’m Funkyblackchick. and I’m addicted to GOOGLE!

I have this bad habit of google’ing people. I guess it’s just a part of my inquisitive nature (nosey has such a negative connotation). I started this back in my last job when I would interview people & check their references. Occasionally, information wouldn’t pan out, so I would google their names and/or email addresses and it was always amazing what would pop up. So now, when I meet someone, I always make a mental to note to google them and I’m always amazed at what I find. (To my friend in Wisconsin, all I can say is wow!! Donkeys???)

What’s even more interesting is how people come across my page. Yes, you (wait, don’t go just yet….lol)! Thanks to feedburner & feedjit I’m able to tell what people (yes, you again) were searching for to have came across my page.

Now, if I ever thought there were some interesting people in the world, my search results solidify it. Who would have known that on a daily basis people are searching for:

  • Strap-ons
  • Bleached Pubes
  • All Dogs Go To Heaven
  • Frank Lucas ran Newark
  • Listen to Helen Keller
  • Blow Jobs

According to my page statistics, out of the 1,000+ searches my blog has appeared in, “Strap-ons”, is the number #1 search source. Who would have thunk it?

In any event, whether you’re searching for strap-ons, wondering if dogs actually go to heaven, looking for an article about Helen Keller or wondering why your pubes are white, thanks for stopping by!

Btw, Google is a revolution. When was the last time you heard, “I’m going to Yahoo it”?
  1. February 8, 2008 - Reply

    Yes girl, I feel you! I googles e’rybody! Especially the fellas. Lol… You know it’s a phenom when the site name becomes a verb.

  2. February 14, 2008 - Reply

    dark & stormy: Oh yeah, the men are #1 on the list, I also used to go the extra mile and search for them on this site http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com.

  3. March 11, 2008 - Reply

    i’m addicted to google too… I google every dude i even think about dating… I dont think that’s bad at all.. I think you have to google people these days… its some crazy people out there…

  4. July 6, 2009 - Reply

    Hell, I'm so addicted to Google that I set up a Gmail account….and my new Default internet browser is Google Chrome Can't no other search engine beat it.

  5. July 6, 2009 - Reply

    Hell, I'm so addicted to Google that I set up a Gmail account….and my new Default internet browser is Google Chrome Can't no other search engine beat it.

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